What is that a photo of you ask?
The answer: Mustaches
A new craze in the bars of St. Louis…and Illinois…and possibly everywhere. It started with people just drawing mustaches on their fingers and taking drunken pictures but as the craze continued and mustaches started appearing everywhere, they started selling the mess out of mustache accessories. Now you can actually buy mustaches with a ring that clips onto your beer bottle so that when you put it to your mouth you have a mustache. See Exhibit A
This photo got me thinking about the lastest, most popular drinking crazes. Here are some others that are popular right now.
#1 of course is The Mustache (If you don’t have one already, you probably need to get out more)
3. Bud Light Platinum: If you’re in a Miller state such as Wisconsin it may not be very popular but if you’re not, you’re probably seeing it everywhere. I’m a Bud Light drinker and when Bud Light Lime came out, I did not jump on board, but this beer is actually even lighter tasting than Bud Light and has a higher alcohol content, so what’s not to like? People apparently like it because I’ve been seeing it everywhere.
5. Every flavor of vodka known to man: See #4’s Loopy (Fruit Loop flavored vodka by Three Olives). Along with it are flavored vodkas like: cotton candy, cucumber, birch, dragon fruit, espresso, pickle, ginger, bacon, bison grass, tomato, rose, horseradish…I mean what the hell is this nonsense? They just keep making them! That’s not even a quarter of them either. What’s next? Asparagus…prime rib…Salt flavored vodka? Yuck! It’s nonsense but it’s hot right now.
If you didn’t know about them, now you do. Did I miss any?
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